Check out this list of pork-barrel projects, um, I mean "'Ready to Go' Jobs and Infrastructure Project" that was compiled by the U.S. Conference of Mayors.

All in the name of "economic stimulus," of course. Not for wasteful make-work projects that likely favor the key constituencies or campaign donors of all these mayors. That would be wrong. This is for the Great American Economic Recovery. Just like the one that lasted from 1933-1940.